LPL Top n Top Ten Lists

10. Scarecrow and Mr. Kring

9. Kring for a Day

8. The Man Who Would Be Kring

7. Kring of Comedy

6. Lord of the Krings

5. Kring Kong

4. The Fisher Kring

3. The Kring and I

2. Needful Krings

1. The Lion Kring

10. The Fink Panther

9. Tim Bandits

8. Jazz Singer

7. When Larry Met Halley

6. Soylent Greenberg

5. Red Strom Rising

4. Earth Gehrels Are Easy

3. Don With the Wind

2. The Hunten For Red October

1. Attack of the Killer Tomaskoes

10. Bob Singer - "Your rock is freely, on some microscopic scale, a quivering mass fo Jell-O."

9. Jay Melosh - "Everything is total chaos and we don't know nothing."

8. Tim Swindle - "If you are clever and scrupulous about it, you can make it even righter by fudging it."

7. Bob Strom - "The moon looks like the moon."

6. Celebrity Guest Quote, Shield's Date Farm - "These blackest of black dates are red when they're green."

5. John Lewis - "That's not a UFO; that's a spiral galaxy."

4. Jay Melosh - "...how, in your very own bedrooms, you can repeat some of these experiments."

3. Bob Singer - "That's what we do here--we make up stories about bumps and wiggles."

2. Jay Melosh - "Once you become a professor, you've done it all; you get your jollies any way you can."

1. Peter Smith - "You can't get it up, even if you take sphericity into account."