Top 10 Reasons Mike Drake couldn't be here today
10. Still on Bourbon St.
9. Bad Rogaine accident
8. Floating his Jeep in a river somewhere
7. Didn't want to be Santa again
6. 2 for 1 happy hour at Hooters
5. Saving NASA (briefing new NASA head)
4. Became lounge singer in Vegas
3. Doing the Dean's laundry
2. Couldn't be pulled from his lab.
1. Decided he missed his old buddy: Caroyln Porco
There really wasn't a theme so much as a number of short (hopefully funny) skits.
LPL Bookshoppe (Monty Python takeoff done by Matt & Carl, very good)
Who wants to be Department Head?
Bill Boynton: Behind the Spacecraft